A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.

I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.

fashionable, first rate, stylish, top notch

RIMMER: I never got off the bottom rung. And do you know why? Because I didn't have the right nobby parents. I bet Todhunter was fed gazpacho soup the moment he was on solids. No, I bet he was breast-fed with it. One side gazpacho soup and the other side freely dispensing chilled
champagne!

THE COOLEST DUDE WITH A 20inch PENIS! HE ROCKS!

nobby fuked me real hard i can hardly walk.
nobby is so cool.
everyone loves nobby.

a stupid story with a pointless ending
or
ridiculous mistake.

Various nobbys-

"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."

"Do I see my eyes!!??"

"Pick that up, that's loitering!"

" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."

"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."

"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"